theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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newyorker:

A cartoon by Amy Hwang. For more cartoons from this week’s issue of the magazine: http://nyr.kr/1mvQjav

newyorker:

A cartoon by Amy Hwang. For more cartoons from this week’s issue of the magazine: http://nyr.kr/1mvQjav

(Source: newyorker.com)

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PHOTO

and then there are some who
believe that old
relationships can be
revived and made new
again.

but please
if you feel that way

don’t phone
don’t write
don’t arrive.

— Charles Bukowski

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VIDEO

Opening lines diagrammed

All this happened, more or less.

(via nevver)

PHOTO

newyorker:

The next Thanksgivukkah will be in the year 79811. Here’s a song for a once-in-a-lifetime portmanteau holiday: http://nyr.kr/1aYBGna

(Source: newyorker.com)

narcotic:

potter-who-locked:

oldfuckingsport:

I just saw this ad playing before a youtube video and I had to stop and watch the whole thing. Incredible.

Watch this. Now

This video is a 1 minute and 14 second video that is definitely worth your time. 

Glad I saw this.

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